Saturday, February 26, 2011

CHEW ON THESE…

 

DOG, n. A subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.... [H]is master works for the means wherewith to purchase the idle wag of the Solomonic tail, seasoned with a look of tolerant recognition.

-Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

 

 

When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later.
 

Erma Bombeck

 

gin sea

 

Wags,

Ginger

 

 

11 comments:

the booker man said...

I'M FIRST!!!
heeheehee!
:)

the booker man said...

okie dokie, i'm back! i just had to make sure i typed somethingie fast enough so i really would still be first since you have like 50 gazillion fans. teehee. :)
those quotes are right on. mama is likin' them very much. she says we are even conditioned to run to the door when we hear the garage door openin' cuz we know mama and/or daddy are home! :D
happy happy weekend!

*woof*
the booker man

pee s -- pretty please woof to your mama not to worry about sendin' the bark mail asap cuz clearly my mama is so sloooooow about sendin' bark mails back anyway. BOL!

mayziegal said...

Whoa! We're DEITIES? Wait'll I tell my mom!

What's a deity?

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

scotsmad said...

We wholeheartedly agree. We are wonderful!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Maggie Mae said...

Dogs rule...'nuff said! ;)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Benny and Lily said...

no foolin, we're the best...
momma said I need a diety. Ya know, to lose2 pounds
Snuggles,
Benny & Lily

Teddy Bear said...

Pups are the best...aren't we?!:)

Love,
Teddy Bear

Priscilla said...

That's why we are here!
~ Eva & Mika

sophie...^5 said...

Now that pretty much sums it all up! Thanks for this!

Oskar said...

We do rock!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Lorenza said...

Pawesome quotes!
And sooo right too!
Happy weekend!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

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